What kind of spy am i




















Jujutsu, escrima, kali, yeah. Butterfly knives. My mind! Magic hammers! I know a lot about China. I've studied the languages and cultures of several foreign countries. I've been to Mexico twice. I've lived all over the world, blending in as a local as much as I could. Nothing worth worrying about. I clocked my high school English teacher for making fun of me. Only enough to show I can think for myself.

No way. I suppose I would. If I could do it in a glorious way, like piloting a nuke into the sun. Where do I sign? That's an abomination. How exactly? I'd sooner die. Many times. No, since I've never gotten one. No, but not for lack of trying. Yes, but only one time, since I rarely get ticketed.

The perks. Learning cool facts. The babes, the toys, the cool cars! Take your pick. Being told I made the world a better place for America.

I worked for a major consultancy. I worked as a data scientist. I'm a recording artist with a Patreon account. I was a soldier. I keep up on the business section.

I have a carefully set up RSS feed. Who cares about that stuff? I read three newspapers over the course of the morning. I know all the major players, their goals, their weaknesses, and their current projects.

I know the broad strokes of it. It's none of my business. I know a bit about what's going on, and what I need to know for my job. I can play people like a balalaika.

I'm a bit stiff. Everyone wants me. I know. A special book gift can add sparkle. Find out with our top-secret quiz! Do you have what it takes to be a secret agent? Take our quiz and find out!

Test your knowledge of spy-speak and code-cracking with our top-secret quiz! Scotch — preferably a good malt. A cocktail — well, why not? Water — I keep things pure and simple. What would your ideal holiday be? Climbing or skiing on a mountainside. A walking holiday in the country. Two weeks in Ibiza with mates.

Island-hopping with a loved one on a boat. How do you deal with conflict? I defuse the situation with wisecracks. I avoid conflict like the plague.



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